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Unloved Jokes (BONUS)

I went to the haunted house at Disney World. They gave me a job application.
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I went to the corner store.  I bought two corners.
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The guy that invented “Lifesavers” made a mint.
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Avoid big words - use diminutive ones.
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Arial and Times New Roman walk into a bar and order ink.  “We don’t serve your type here,” the bartender says.
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Lone Ranger:  “Tonto, why does that fair maiden like that other fellow better than me?
Tonto:  “He’s the Long Ranger, kemosabe.
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Q.  What do you call sailors without homes?
A.  Boatless people.
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I wrote a book about an angry monkey.  It’s called “Furious George.”
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Q.  What were the “gay” alien’s first words to earth people?
A. “Take me to your peter.”
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Did you hear about the “masochist” who was strapped for cash?
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I sent my picture to the Lonely Hearts Club. They returned it with a note that said, “Our members aren’t that lonely.”
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“Familiarity breeds children.”
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