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Loved Jokes 9 (NEW)

“James, do you think I’m a bad parent?”
I said, “Mom, my name is Chris.”
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The three most dreaded words to hear while making love are, “Honey, I’m home.”
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Why is Scotch Tape made in America?
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My wife “kicked me out” for being a transvestite. I packed her clothes and left.
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Q.  Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
A.  Because it was “outstanding” in its field.
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A weasel walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “Hey, buddy, what can I get you?”  “POP,” goes the weasel.
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Some people donate money to the “homeless.” I donate money to the “topless.”
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I remember clearly the day that “success” knocked on my door.  I was taking a shower.
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I was addicted to Hokey-Pokey, but I turned myself around.
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She said she “laughed her ass off.”  I glanced at her and said, “Apparently, it wasn’t that funny.”
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Momma purchased a ticket for me to enter the “Haunted House of No Return” at the amusement park. She demanded a refund when I reappeared.
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I replaced my wife’s bed with a trampoline.  She hit the ceiling.
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