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Loved Jokes 8 (NEW)
    
“Race Car” spelled backwards is “Race Car.”
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Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed until she was “blue in the hands.”
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Uncle Ben died. No more Mr. Rice guy.
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Dear tequila, you promised to make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. You lied. I saw the video.
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When I yawn, do deaf people think I’m screaming?
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I played an album by Satan backwards and heard Led Zeppelin.
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I invented the inflatable dart board. It was a “bust.”
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I used to work for a pool maintenance company. I quit because it was too draining.
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Why do people go to the ball game and then sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game?”
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Research shows that every piece of chocolate eaten shortens life by two minutes. I died in 1927.
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Q. Why did the “skeleton” go to the party by himself?
A. He didn’t have any “body” to go with.
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I dreamed I was a cookie. It was a Fig Newton of my imagination.
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