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Loved Jokes 7

I read “The History of Glue.”  I couldn’t put it down.
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My wife wanted to make a “porno” movie.  I suggested that we “audition” for her part.
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Q.  Why was the vampire “stressed?”
A.  Because if it wasn’t one fang, it was another.
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I’m thick and tired of diets.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A:  He was a little hoarse.
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I didn’t know real happiness until I married. By then, it was too late.
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Q.  Why did the thief steal soap?
A.  To make a “clean” getaway.
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“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... floor.”
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I used to work for a calendar company, but I was fired for taking a day off.
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Q.  Where does a one-handed man shop?
A. At a second-hand store.
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Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?
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“Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.”
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