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Loved Jokes 5

I once feared “climbing walls.” I finally got over it.
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Bomb goes off at local dairy farm causing udder destruction.
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The fear of losing your cell phone is called Nomophobia.
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Last night my wife wanted me to take her to a “new” place to eat.  I took her to the kitchen.
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Q.  Why don’t “melons” run away and get married?
A.  They “cantaloupe.”
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“Man who quarrels with wife all day gets no piece at night.”
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Q. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
A. He needed space.
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What was the “best thing” before sliced bread?
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My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the 60’s group, the Monkees.  I said, “I don’t believe it.” Then I saw her face.
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“A stupid question is better than a stupid mistake.”
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Yo momma is so dumb that she was locked inside a mattress shop overnight and she slept on the floor.
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I once smoked dynamite.  It blew my mind.
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I’m so poor that panhandlers give me money.
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