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Loved Jokes 4

If a parsley farmer owes the IRS, can they garnish his wages?
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I’m so poor that I got “married” for the rice.
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I want a cure for dyslexia and I want it “own.”
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“Alimony” – The screwing you get for the screwing that you got.
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Never kidnap a “married woman.”  You can’t be certain that the random will be paid.”
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My wife and I had a big argument last night. She said, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust.”
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“Endofrolla” – The fear of tearing the last paper towel off the cardboard tube.
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“Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.”
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What do Facebook employees do in their spare time?
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I “childproofed” my home.  Somehow they’re still getting in.
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I told my wife that there wasn’t any “magic” in our marriage.  She disappeared.
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I used to work in a bank but I lost interest.
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Q.  How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
A.  On a blind date.
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