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Loved Jokes 3

It wasn’t my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.
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Her pants said “yoga,” but her butt said “Krispy Kream.”
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I sued the airline for lost luggage.  I lost my case.
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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Jokes about unemployed or retired people just don’t work.
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He’s so dumb that blondes make jokes about him.
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Q.  Why are crabs “tight” with their money?
A.  Because they are shellfish.
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Q.  What do chickens get when they eat too fast?
A.  The “chick-ups.
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My cat jumped out the car window.  I got a ticket for kitty littering.
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Q.  What did the man say to the “bucktooth” woman?
A. “Your teeth are outstanding.
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butt?
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My best friend ran away with my wife.  I sure will miss him.
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