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Loved Jokes 2

Alcohol consumption may cause you to call old girlfriends at 4 am in the morning.
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I’m so poor that ducks throw bread at me.
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At the beach I use sunblock SPF 80.  You squeeze the tube and an umbrella comes out.
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My hobby is collecting empty bottles.  That sounds better than “alcoholic.”
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5 out of 6 people said that they “would never play Russian Roulette again.”
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Cher’s joining the Spice Girls.  The group’s new name will be “Old Spice.”
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Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.
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Sign on brothel door: “Closed – Beat it.”
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Fed Ex and UPS to merge.  New company will be called FED UP.
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“How Tequila Mockingbird,”
by Jose Cuervo.
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It’s better to love a short woman than to never have loved a tall.
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Q.  How do you make an egg roll?
A.  Push it.
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I met a prostitute with a psychology degree. She blew my mind.
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Boiled eggs are hard to beat.
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