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Loved Jokes 1

Yo mamma is so fat that if she had to haul ass, it would take 2 trips.
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I started out in life with nothing.  I still have most of it left.
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Q.  What do you call a “milkless” cow?
A.  An “udder” failure.
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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I was addicted to Subway sandwiches. I quit cold turkey.
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I was going to join the “debate team” in high school but someone talked me out of it.
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I loaned my buddy $10,000 for plastic surgery. I can’t collect because I don’t know what he looks like.
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Words that you will never hear a redneck say: “I’ll take Mozart for five hundred, Alex.”
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If my sex life were a library book, it would be “overdue.”
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Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. His father was a wafer for so long.
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Why do people turn down the car radio when they are lost?
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